the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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