Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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