Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
