I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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