i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
and she was petting her beer can
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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