I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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