everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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