Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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