on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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