You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize