He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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