Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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