question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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