Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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