he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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