no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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