Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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