"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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