You're so nebulous sometimes
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm bleeding and have questions
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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