How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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