girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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