peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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