Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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