Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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