His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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