Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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