We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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