I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just want nice things and good sex
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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