Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
