Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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