it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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