fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We got so high we made milksteak
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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