chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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