i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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