Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
time to smoke my breakfast
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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