My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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