My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i've created a new STD.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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