last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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