i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate