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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush

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  Ew, did you brush them again?

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  Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure

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• (510): View more from California

  dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?

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• (707): View more from California

  OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.

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  Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  there's a liquor store near my therapist

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  i might give it a shot.

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• (909): View more from California

  I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar

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• (714): View more from California

  I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?

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• (925): View more from California

  so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him

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