Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?