So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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