Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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