Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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