I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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