Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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