Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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