Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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