she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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