mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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