I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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