Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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