whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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