ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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