meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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