are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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