Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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